its starting out to be a shitty day....

Bliss woke me up at 5 this morning to give me kiss goodbye. He left for Utah and will be there till Friday. It’s not a long trip so that’s good. About 5 hours later, as I was stretched across the whole bed, I was awoken from a peaceful sleep to Gizmo hacking up a hairball....or so I thought. I wish it was a hairball. A short minute later, the smell of shit. Great. I looked over the side of my bed and found 4-6 little piles of poop and/or vomit. Really? She couldn't have done this on a day when Bliss was home and could clean it up? So I get up, get the stuff to clean up the poop/puke and walk around my house finding her little gifts trying not to vomit myself. Then I clean out her litter box and open all my windows. As I'm opening the window, I see she had all kinds of nastiness in her butt fur so that means a bath. Now some of you don't know Gizmo, but she isn't a super nice cat. She's loving but on her terms, not yours. Needless to say, giving her a bath was not her terms. Now my house smells like shit, my cat hates me, and my husband isn't here. It’s going to be a great day.